(Source: pastel-blunts)

leomanaids:

bitchcraftandwiggatry:

dirudo:

"I’m not rich"

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"But I have a big dick"

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"I don’t have a big dick"

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"But I am rich"

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"I’m rich"

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"And I have a big dick"

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mydailyfitspiration:

instagram: @iam_evelina

(Source: getting-rid-of-this-fat)

(Source: whatsgabycooking.com)


(Source: lokihiddleston)

mrtimh:

moonglade-poetess:

tastefullyoffensive:

Bop it, Twist it, Pull it, Spin it, Flick it.

fixed it.

Also: please don’t ‘twist it’ …

(Source: memewhore)

kismaayo:

job interviewer: so…tell me a little about yourself :)
me: sure. i’m a virgo, INTJ, i love tank tops oh my god did you see the Anaconda video? that changed my life!
interviewer: bitch me too! the fuck. you got the job


(Source: pulsallama)

Could he be any more #handsome #cutie