April 2013
“so how is school going?”
When your friend accidently touches your ass.
sodamnrelatable:
phillestersliongirl:
lukecastellaning:
I’m waiting until they start making romance movies about douchebags falling in love with nerdy girls and having to give up their swag for love
“To live a pure unselfish life, one must count nothing as one’s own in the midst...”
– ombuddha (via summvr)
March 2013
area51-public-relations-guy:
have you ever taken a dump that made you question your belief in a higher power
pkanaya:
bwdrawsstuff:
merthurianslashlegends:
dirku:
accidentally being called your sibling’s name by your own parent
accidentally being called your pets name by your own parent
Accidentally being called your parents name by your pet
Called being accidentally your pets parents by your name
“I like the curve of a ballerina’s foot. I like when boys are passionate about...”
– love (via momentarylapsesofhappiness)
February 2013
ashleecoleman:
I had to wait until after midnight for my paycheck to clear so I could buy a dress and now they’re out of my size… If I go smaller, my breasts will suffocate.
GODDAMN MY LIFE AS LUSTY, BUSTY BITCH!
